First, they made feminist Barbies. Now, they’re putting them in hijabs. Mattel’s virtue signaling department is going above and beyond in its desire to present politically correct toys to a millennial audience.

The new Barbie is modeled after U.S. fencer Ibtihaj Muhammad, the first American to compete in the Olympics while wearing a head-scarf—as if that that alone were worthy of commendation. Muhammad’s personal accolades aside, Mattel describes the toy as a “one-of-a-kind Barbie doll” designed to “inspire women and girls everywhere to break boundaries.”

Muhammad thanked the toy company for announcing her as the company’s newest model. “I’m proud to know that little girls everywhere can now play with a Barbie who chooses to wear hijab! This is a childhood dream come true,” she wrote.

The jihad Barbie is the latest in Mattel’s lineup of diverse dolls called “Sheroes,” which are based on real-life women. Other dolls include Olympic gymnast Gabby Douglas; plus-size model Ashley Graham, a proponent of “body positivity” and “health at every size”; and animal rights activist and actress Emmy Rossum.

Earlier this year, Muslim-American activist Linda Sarsour called for a jihad against President Trump. “I hope that … when we stand up to those who oppress our communities, that Allah accepts from us that as a form of jihad, that we are struggling against tyrants and rulers not only abroad in the Middle East or on the other side of the world, but here in these United States of America, where you have fascists and white supremacists and Islamophobes reigning in the White House,” she said

Strangely, progressives never talk about the Iranian women who rip off their headscarves in protest of the Islamic Republic’s oppression of women—or the chess grandmaster Dorsa Derakhansi, who defected to the U.S. after she was banned from the Iranian national team for her refusal to wear the hijab.

Like most Muslim countries in the Middle East, Islamic law in Iran requires women to wear the hijab in public places. Failure to do so often merits corporal punishment from a “guardian” or male relative—or a black eye, in other words, in accordance with fundamentalist interpretations of the Koran. 

So much for choice.

  • Sraaken

    She better wear that hijab, or else…..!

  • True.Epic.Crusader

    I bet this will sell terribly.

  • harlan leys

    Good on Mattel. They’re expanding choice. Opposing women’s freedom to wear a hijab is oppressive, just as compelling them to wear them is oppressive.

    • NeilM

      the ‘hijab’ is not just a ‘hat’, but a SYMBOL

    • Eric Willoughby

      A “choice?” The cheese has slipped off your damn cracker….. wearing the Hijab is not, nor has ever been a choice…. it’s wear it, or you’ll be beaten… this is the exact mandate called for in Sharia Law…. you know, that system they are ALWAYS ramming down out throats, and attacking us to conform to…. the very same thing you’re cheer-leading for the sake of trying to appear like a “good person”…. you’re supporting something that will drop-kick your ass off the planet once it doesn’t need you anymore. Good job numb-nuts.

    • K’em All

      Right. Like opposing a negro’s freedom to wear shackles is oppressive. You just don’t get it, do you?

  • Steve O

    Well, Mattel is a business. They’ll sell a lot of these.

  • JuanCarlos

    I don’t know where to start with this one. How about…
    Sharia Barbie comes with pre-mutilated genitalia!

    • David Watts

      What would acid do to a plastic toy?

      • Henry Mooney

        American women not of these terrible ideologies should boycott matel

      • That’s the accessory that comes with the mohammed ken Amrika doll!

    • That would be more than any other barbie doll had, Ever, lol!

    • warrenzoell

      And a car she’s not allowed to drive.

      • bookish1

        A Barbie car with an ignition lock that only works for Sharia Ken.

  • Arthur T

    Does the doll also recite some of her absurd tweets?

  • Paul Placucci

    Does the doll come with a strap on bomb vest and an AKM

    • Robert A’Beuy

      Give me a minute. I’ll 3D print one.

    • ranterator

      Pull the string and it says allah a snack a bar and blows up…sixty bucks down the drain and a hospital visit for the child that plays with the doll.

      • Killer Critic

        Clap. Clap. Clap.

        • Caroline Kautainuk

          Lmao

  • Lenoh

    Next we’re gonna have Rosa Parks Barbie with real not-sitting-at-the-back action, Billie Jean King Barbie with Ken McEnroe who gets more media attention, and Anita Barbiekeesian with her very own toy YouTube series.

    Special editions include Assata Shakur Barbie with Dead Cop Ken and BLM sign, Adria Richards Barbie with real virtue signalling action and real working camera so you can get hard working out of state Kens fired, and ultra rare edition SugarTits Barbie and Bearing Ken, who have wifi connection so they can tell you exactly what the fuck is wrong with these “progressive” lefties.

    • David Watts

      “Anita Barbiekeesian”…

      “Malibu Barbie has a beach house, a corvette, and Ken — and I don’t. And I have to point it ALL out.”

      Nice Bearing shout-out. 🙂

  • Bug eater 357

    Should come with acid to burn off its face in case it upsets you

    • ranterator

      Acid comes with the abdulla hussain mohamid “ken” doll….

      • guestimate

        Removable head for decapitations when she go out at night without permission

  • Bruce Burleson

    If you buy one of these, please come to my house so I can smack you upside the head.

  • Eric Willoughby

    They always look like their faces are being pushed through a toilet seat. What a stupid thing…. “hey, it’s 120 degrees out, gotta go out, so let’s wrap myself up head to toe in black polyester!”

  • Pat Patrix

    Now fathers can buy their sons these dolls to practice beating women at an early age.

  • Brontefan

    Is the doll for little girls to play with.. .or for little boys so they can practice beating her up when she misbehaves?

    • Pinocchio Smith

      The inflatable model is rapeable.

  • Jude Nihal

    so many racist people actually believe this media fairytale hahahaha muslims don’t oppress women or blow up places. all white people are racist.

    • Paul Placucci

      Its the other way round if you have noticed.

  • Muslim Registry

    She should be named Ally Akbar or Palestina.

  • JaSamJa

    im just sitting here waiting for the Transgender Barbie to come out…..

    • SterlingMaloryArcher

      BRUCE

    • Ravenschild

      Wouldnt that be Ken?

  • bluenoser

    No Mattel, breaking boundaries would be a Muslim doll wearing normal Western clothes, not 7th century attire !!

    • bookish1

      I know!
      Can you imagine if we ALL ran around wearing what our ancestors did hundreds of years ago?
      We’d look ridiculous.

  • TheGangbuster12 .

    Feminists will buy them for their kids- because they are dumb and don’t get a hijab is a tool of oppression.

  • @Menace

    I predict this Barbie is only going to be purchased by Islamic Mom’s and Dad’s, and collectors; the ones that buy EVERY Barbie that comes out. Jihad Barbie is right up there with the colored Barbie that they named “Oreo”.

    Mattel, it’s not swell..

    • Lisa Clymer

      Are muslim girls allowed to play with toys?

  • SterlingMaloryArcher

    10yr ago this headline would be an Onion article.. Beyond parity. They should just call it “Terrorist Barbie” and skip the euphemisms

    • BEST MF’ing comment here! Thanks for hiding this gem so deeply, lol!

  • GT

    Too much money in islam to say no. Money almost always wins. Gloomy prospects at the moment.

  • Yasser Mahmoud

    Dear Sir,
    It was a shock when I saw the picture you made on the article and this kind of mocking Quran , and I would like to show you my comment which I wrote on one of the pages which has shared this article
    “Like most Muslim countries in the Middle East!!!!!!! Islamic law in Iran requires women to wear the hijab in public places!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    There is nothing called “Islamic Law” and by the way it is only in Iran and Saudi Arabia Only and as you have seen, Trump’s family didn’t wear Hijab when they went there and they wore in Vatican, so it is not only in Islam .. and mocking Quran is same like if I will do the same to Bible .. sometimes I really wonder about who are the ones who have closed minds ?!! .. at the same time they are the ones who are bragging that they are presenting the Non-racism and the freedom of speech … can you imagine what would you feel if A Muslim post the same with stripper woman and write in the same way and say it comes with Bible ? … let us be positive and reject all these kinds of hatred … we all are humans and we all have the same rights as long as we do our best to help each other and live in peace and avoid racism.. God help”

    So I would like to ask you kindly to “at least change the picture” and not to mention Quran on it .. your freedom limits end where other’s freedom begin … Thank you in advance for understanding and wish you all the best
    Best Regards

    • chris

      Dear Sir,

      No.

      Thank you in advance for understanding and wish you all the best
      Best Regards

  • richard

    Yeah, Oppression Barbie is here!

  • Well, you can buy Adolf Hitler dolls since decades, so this Barbie was just a matter of time *lol*

  • Lois George

    What the H— next….hope they ship them all overseas….we don’t need that
    crap here………..

  • Adrian Valle

    Clown barbie comes with little plastic explosive vest.

  • Mrs Blunt

    Barbie stands for nothing and now will fall just like everyone else who caves to this madness. MUSLIMS OPPRESS WOMEN. THEY FUCK CHILDREN. This is sick.

  • Jihad Barbie should explode inside the box.

  • Roberto Rojas Balarezo

    Next, kneeling Ken modeled after some douchbag ex football player

  • I’m not too worried…it’s pretty hard to cut someone’s head off with a fencing foil!

  • chris

    Comes with one pound of play sand so Ken and his family can bury her and stone her to death.

  • Christopher Drzik

    She doesn’t look moderately dressed to me, kill the Bitch.

  • gazzelle

    Make the perfect wedding present to the wife

  • Long Rider
  • doowleb

    Clitoris sold separately.

  • Eric Weaver

    I am no longer phased at seeing celebrities push an agenda, even when
    it goes against their own best interests. No longer am I shocked at
    seeing political points being inserted into modern books, film, and
    music. But… seriously, guys? Do I have to endure it even in the toy
    aisles? I can’t wait to see what the new line of politically correct
    teething rings are gonna look like. I could make a few guesses, but…
    well… perhaps that’s best left unexplored before someone takes me
    seriously.

    How about a line of “Sheroes” for the other half of
    America? Can I preorder my Tomi Lahren doll now? I mean, c’mon. She
    already looks like Barbie, right?

  • bookish1

    I’ll bet that Sharia Barbie won’t play nice with Hindu Barbie, Buddhist Barbie, Bahai Barbie and Christian Barbie. Sharia Barbie probably spontaneously explodes if she gets too close to Jewess Barbie.

  • bookish1

    Why is Sharia Barbie wearing a biohazard suit without the mask?

  • Aaronhutchins

    “IT” meaning the goat humper (yes females can hump them too), has pull string on the back. IT yells “Alah Akbar”, then the feet produce smoke resembling a bomb going on. Classy right :-p ??

  • Ivan_in_Phoenix

    Does it come with a rusty razor blade to do the genital mutilation with?

  • Karen Mint

    It’s a doll you sad bigots !