Throughout my career as an internet supervillain I have attracted no end of adoration from the dastardly Alt-Right, whose affectionate terms for me include “kike” and “racemixing faggot.”
To show BuzzFeed I am not afraid to admit the ongoing lovefest between myself, a Jewish BBC-loving queer, and the last dregs of Neo-Nazism, I’ve collected some of the alt-right’s most adoring pieces about me.
Anglin’s love for me received further confirmation later in the piece, when he accused me of being a drug addict and urged his goons to disrupt my events. “This guy is our worst imaginable enemy,” concluded Anglin, affectionately.
Anglin’s disciples took the advice of their dollar-store fuhrer and have passed out thoughtful, supportive messages at my events, like:
“(((Milo))) is an egomaniac homosexual Zionist neocon charlatan, parroting some Republican talking points in order to insert himself as a Trojan Horse into the alt-right.Conservatives beware! He is a Trojan Horse attempting to rob you blind and to lead the movement astray!”
Alt-right.com, where this article was published, is a little less rowdy than The Daily Stormer, but the hatred still flies in this piece, written by no less than Richard Spencer himself.
“Ignore him” wrote Spencer, the face of a movement that BuzzFeed is convinced is best pals with me. “Milo is not Alt-Right or an identitarian or nationalist of any kind. Why should we demonstrate loyalty or kindness to a man who fundamentally does not agree with our basic premises?” he added, with love.
A classic. Anglin ones again takes to the page to proclaim his love for me, whom he brands a “homosexualist half Jew” in the opening line, and for my colleague Allum Bokhari, who is described as a “Paki” as well as an “ethnic mongrel.”
This piece goes on to make some genuine compliments about the accuracy of Breitbart’s analysis, before devolving once again into rampant anti-semitism. The article closes by accusing me of leading a Jewish effort to co-opt the movement. “The Jews have their schemes. But we also have schemes. And God, the universe and the spirits of our ancestors stand with us against the darkness of the eternal Jew.”