Throughout my career as an internet supervillain I have attracted no end of adoration from the dastardly Alt-Right, whose affectionate terms for me include “kike” and “racemixing faggot.”

To show BuzzFeed I am not afraid to admit the ongoing lovefest between myself, a Jewish BBC-loving queer, and the last dregs of Neo-Nazism, I’ve collected some of the alt-right’s most adoring pieces about me.

 1. “Stormer Book Club Crusade: The Final Answer to the Milo Problem”

“I am hereby declaring a Holy Crusade against Milo Yiannopoulos, who is the single greatest threat our movement has at this time” wrote diminutive Hitler-wanker Andrew Anglin in September 2017, during my college tour. “He is our arch-nemesis” wrote Anglin, in loving terms. “We need to stop this kike.”

Anglin’s love for me received further confirmation later in the piece, when he accused me of being a drug addict and urged his goons to disrupt my events. “This guy is our worst imaginable enemy,” concluded Anglin, affectionately.

2. Conservatives Beware!

Anglin’s disciples took the advice of their dollar-store fuhrer and have passed out thoughtful, supportive messages at my events, like:

“(((Milo))) is an egomaniac homosexual Zionist neocon charlatan, parroting some Republican talking points in order to insert himself as a Trojan Horse into the alt-right.Conservatives beware! He is a Trojan Horse attempting to rob you blind and to lead the movement astray!”

3. What to do about Milo, a strategic Assessment

Alt-right.com, where this article was published, is a little less rowdy than The Daily Stormer, but the hatred still flies in this piece, written by no less than Richard Spencer himself.

“Ignore him” wrote Spencer, the face of a movement that BuzzFeed is convinced is best pals with me. “Milo is not Alt-Right or an identitarian or nationalist of any kind. Why should we demonstrate loyalty or kindness to a man who fundamentally does not agree with our basic premises?” he added, with love.

4 Breitbart’s Alt-Right Analysis is the Product of a Degenerate Homosexual and an Ethnic Mongrel

A classic. Anglin ones again takes to the page to proclaim his love for me, whom he brands a “homosexualist half Jew” in the opening line, and for my colleague Allum Bokhari, who is described as a “Paki” as well as an “ethnic mongrel.”

This piece goes on to make some genuine compliments about the accuracy of Breitbart’s analysis, before devolving once again into rampant anti-semitism. The article closes by accusing me of leading a Jewish effort to co-opt the movement. “The Jews have their schemes. But we also have schemes. And God, the universe and the spirits of our ancestors stand with us against the darkness of the eternal Jew.”

  • shhhhh

    Honestly, never apologize or try to explain anything to the left… they will find fault and offense in you saving children from a burning building, they will twist it and say you saved the white kids first or some nonsense… Do what you are doing and let them hate… let them seethe and foam at the mouth (They are all beta and gammas). Piss more people off and have fun! Congrats on the wedding by the way!

    • Steve O

      No, I believe rubbing their faces in their errors and idiocy is a better approach. You can’t let false accusations stand. They need to pay a price.

  • David Watts

    The entire editorial staff of Buzzfeed aren’t qualified to comb out MILO’s old feather boas.

  • 0bsoleteMan

    We all know the left never had a collective mind to lose, but what more proof is needed of this fact than that they call a gay Jewish man who after dating black guys, marries a black guy, a “nazi racist.”

    I wish you both the very best Milo.

  • It quality of a person can be told by the intensity of both his friends and enemies.

    Milo must be a heck of a guy.

  • My2Cents

    You’re awesome Milo. The people using their brains understand that you’re a good person. You’re brave, funny and charismatic. I’m really happy that you exist . Congrats on getting married!

  • The way these people talk is so comical.

    • Ray Johnston

      It’s like they’re mouthing words of forgotten puppets or acting out minor parts in some telenovela that i’m watching the re-run of now on Telemundo (with english sub-titles 😉

  • Lewis Rector

    White nationalist don’t seem to have girlfriends do they?
    Is this just something that is ‘understood’?

  • Steve O

    Milo, you have all the right enemies.

  • ranterator

    The left hates Milo just as much of not more. How dare some foreign gay guy talk about free speech. Milo has to be doing something worthwhile if both sides can’t stand him….