Well, at least they don’t hate men.

Activists aligned with Cocks Not Glocks, a gun control advocacy group, are handing out sex toys to protest a conservative speaker on campus.

Students outraged by conservative commentator Katie Pavlich’s plans to speak in defense of the Second Amendment at UW Madison have taken to setting up a competing event, where they plan to hand out dildos in protest of the Young Americans for Freedom’s slated event on October 10.

Activists aligned with Cocks Not Glocks, a gun control advocacy group, scheduled the “Bonafide Penis Arts Fest” to demonstrate against Pavlich’s “Trigger Warning: Second Amendment Rights and Self Defense” speech.

Describing Pavlich as a member of the “alt-right,” a term that’s long since lost all meaning, the group cited the erroneous and widely debunked rape statistic to challenge Pavlich’s assertions that women can defend themselves by carrying firearms.

“On a campus where 1 in 4 women have been sexually assaulted, largely by fellow students, her unrealistic insinuations mean deadly consequences for our student population,” they claimed. The group’s assertion seems to indicate that UW Madison is ten times more dangerous than India, where 4 out of every 100 women are reportedly victims of rape.

“Katie Pavlich thinks that you can murder campus sexual assault away. Young Americans for Freedom thinks that her presence on campus is necessary to defend free speech. Therefore, Cocks Not Glocks: UW Madison will be gathering during Pavlich’s speech to create and present dick art that has ZERO literary, artistic, political, educational, or scientific value. You know, for free speech,” they wrote.

Following the lead of Superbad’s Seth, the group announced plans to “make crappy dick art” and “write dumb dick poems” in protest of Pavlich because “facts about sexuality and sexual assault don’t matter to Katie or YAF, so they don’t matter to us either. Get up and present your work and we’ll give you a free new protest dildo from Good Vibrations.”

The group urged attendees to tie dildos to backpacks and “wear it proudly to class every day.” “If people think taking loaded guns to class is socially acceptable, harmless vibrating toys should be too,” they added. “One object brings death, another brings pleasure.”

The Young Americans for Freedom say they have no problem with the dildo protest so long as their own, more serious event isn’t disrupted.

“We believe that they have every right to wave sex paraphernalia in the air in opposition to guns. We hope, however, that this protest is undisruptive of our event, as we deserve the right to free speech and expression as well,” they wrote in a response, where they rejected Cocks Not Glocks’ description of Pavlich and other conservatives as “alt-right.”

“We advocate for First Amendment rights, Second Amendment rights, and free markets,” they added. “We emphasize the individual through personal liberty and responsibility.”

Feature Image via UW Madison

  • DaisyToo

    Wow, but the cocks not glocks mob seems awfully confused. It’ll be fun to see when the run ins w/the Feminists who do think penises are more dangerous than guns ensue.

    • Kimmy3

      Those lesbos need a proper dick down to understand the power of the pussy. Unfortunately they are too busy scissoring to get all up in there!

      • Jesse James

        Well, like the men they hate because they’re competition, they realize the power of the vagina. They just have penis envy because they can’t be as good as men.

        Like in war, work deaths, and generally making anything useful.

        However, for all four of the above, I sure wish they’d get to trying. LOL!

        • Kimmy3

          You chauvinist pig! Now get over here and pull down your pants. Come to mama!

          • Jesse James

            Sorry, got tan lines. And don’t listen to the wife, I’m actually hung the opposite of a horse. She only moans like that because she’s a sucker for charity. Also, here’s a fun fact, I’m so sure you deserve a wealthy, well-endowed, super-genius intellect, super handy man that will give it all to you. Because you’re SOOOO worthy of it. I will just have to suffer. Goodbye.

            Like, please leave, and let me get to “missin ya”!!! MUahahahahahahahahahahahha

  • harlan leys

    Well, that’s certainly an imaginative improvement on screams for safe spaces from firework throwing, window smashing, firebombing, pepper-spraying Antifa and their ilk.

  • Rebecca Dahl ???????? ✓ᴰᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    Sex toys? To protest against the Second Amendment? Is this the best the Commierats can come up with? Have they scraped the bottom of the barrel for actual fact-based arguments that they plumb went and dug through the bottom and are on their way to China?

    Of course, the barrel was full of toxic Commierat pablum puke waste. But I digress.

    They know what to do with themselves with those sex toys. And, given the horrendous state of academia, they probably offer credit courses for that too.

    Maybe these students need to schedule a field trip to the urban areas of Chicongo. A nice stroll with their sex toys out in the open will provide an interesting education on how well Rahm’s gun control really works.

    • Ruth Gauthier

      They know what to do with themselves with those sex toys. And, given the horrendous state of academia, they probably offer credit courses for that too.
      I do remember hearing of all sorts of sexual courses being offered at one time fro credit. They have taught snowflakes how to please themselves, we know that’s the only pleasure they will get.

      • Rebecca Dahl ???????? ✓ᴰᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        Yup! They are going to be quite miserable if they don’t pull a RMS and find a way to shield themselves from the outside world by scamming a life on campus full time!

  • Kilroyishere

    The groups claim, “On a campus where 1 in 4 women have been sexually assaulted, largely by fellow students, her unrealistic insinuations mean deadly consequences for our student population.” Shines a light into the motivations of the left. They would rather have a defenseless populace, where murder and rape are common, than to allow the populace to defend themselves. If by “deadly consequences” they mean there will be fewer rapists around, I fail to see the downside. It’s not about safety, or saving lives (otherwise…abortion), it’s about control.

  • I_h8_disqus

    How do these students not realize how triggering dildos and dick art will be to trans people, lesbians, patriarchy sufferers, and those 1 in 4 rape victims. The microagressions of the left keep piling up.

  • doug patrick

    On a campus where 1 in 4 women have been sexually assaulted.

    CITATION NEEDED

  • Ruth Gauthier

    Do you need to be sexually aberrant to be on the left? Maybe not but it helps.

    • Robin of Hood

      Sexual aberration with leftists? Tempting!
      At least in the 70’s the feminasties were seeking sexual freedom and the goddess within. The latest version of 3rd wave feminastism would denounce Oliver Cromwell as being a libertine.

  • Philip

    “One object brings death, another brings pleasure.” We can only hope a sizable portion of them choke on their dicks. Also I’m sure there’s people on that campus that have been raped with sex toys; to them it’s going to feel like they’re under attack by their rapists. Just like how I’m sure it’s rather uncomfortable for a mass shooting survivors to be swarmed by people waving around firearms.

  • everylad

    Hey maaaan, marijuana is far safer than sex maaan! Don’t do it!

    It’s a joke, although it’s possibly a little closer to common utterance in less than ten years from now.

    The insanity witnessed lately in academia, how much of this is taxpayer-funded? I’m not sure people ask this question quite enough. And I’m hardly bashing people for having taken out student loans, but isn’t it obvious where the government gets the money for government student loans?