A few weeks ago, a fan of mine was publicly shamed by a journalist for simply reading Dangerous on the New York subway. That got me thinking: if the left is triggered by the mere sight of my book, and determined to give me free publicity, why not let them?

And so, the #ReadingDangerously competition was born.

Entering the contest is simple. Just take a picture or record a video of yourself reading my book at a particularly dangerous location. A Planned Parenthood clinic, for example. The headquarters of the New York Times. Jack Dorsey’s office (if you can get in legally). The winner is whoever manages to read my book in the most dangerous location, OR whoever manages to trigger the most leftists by bringing Dangerous into their presence.

The competition will run from 8AM EDT today, August 15, to 12PM EDT on August 27. Submit your entries to us at readingdangerously@milo-inc.com. If you want, post on the #ReadingDangerously hashtag on social media as well.

There are no shortages of easily-offended snowflakes in this country. But if you’re having a brain-freeze, we’ve compiled a handy list of notoriously leftist locations you might want to consider.

Don’t harass these business or cause a ruckus. Be polite, model customers, who just happen to be reading Dangerous, perhaps while wearing a MAGA hat. If that’s enough to trigger them, well that’s their problem!

  • Urban Bean coffee, Minneapolis (won’t serve Trump supporters)
  • The Chapel Restaurant, 777 Valencia Street, San Francisco (once banned a Breitbart event due to the presence of MILO)
  • Paydirt Bar, 2724 Northeast Pacific Street, Portland (published a note offering free whiskey to whoever punches Steve Bannon)
  • The Happiest Hour Bar, 121 W 10th Street, NYC (allegedly banned a Trump supporter)
  • Cafe Citron, 1343 Connecticut Avenue, Washington D.C (threw out Trump supporters)
  • Comet Ping-Pong Pizza (at the very least, we know it’s run by hardline Democrats)
  • Jue Lan Club, Manhattan (cancelled Milo’s event)

TERMS & CONDITIONS:

ENTRIES WILL BE ACCEPTED STARTING ON AUGUST 15 2017 AT 8:00 AM EDT AND CLOSE DATE, 2012 AT 12:00 PM EDT.

NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW. MUST BE AGE 13 OR OLDER TO ENTER.

AWARDING OF PRIZE: Entries will be reviewed and judged by the Chief Creative Officer of MILO, Inc. in his sole and absolute discretion. The Entrant which submits the winning Entry (the “Winner”) shall receive a complimentary lunch with Milo Yiannopoulos (the “Lunch”) at Trump Doral, in Doral FL, or at a restaurant near Winner’s residence, at the discretion of MILO, Inc. MILO, Inc. shall use commercially reasonable efforts to award the Lunch to the Winner within thirty (30) days of the close of the Contest, or at the earliest date thereafter. If Winner is required to travel to the location of the Lunch, MILO, Inc. shall pay for reasonable cost of travel and lodging required for Winner to attend.

MATERIALS/RIGHTS TO SUBMISSIONS. Each Entrant agrees and acknowledges that all right, title and interest in and to the entry, and any materials or information supplied by Entrant to Sponsor in relation to the Contest (collectively the “Materials”), including without limitation any and all intellectual property rights therein, are irrevocably assigned to Sponsor and Entrant retains no rights whatsoever therein. Sponsor shall have the right to edit, adapt, and modify the Materials as it deems appropriate for any use as determined by Sponsor in its sole discretion, including but not limited to the right to publish, promote, advertise and otherwise exploit the Materials in any way, in any media throughout the world now known or herein after devised, without any compensation to the Entrant. Entrant further understands and agrees that the “look and feel” of their entry may vary from the original Materials due to any such adaptations and modifications as set forth above. Entrant agrees to do all things and execute all documentation necessary to effect the assignment and/or waiver herein described. The Entrant acknowledges that SPONSOR OR ITS ASSIGNS MAY COMMERCIALLY EXPLOIT THE MATERIALS WITHOUT LIABILITY OR ADDITIONAL CONSIDERATION OF ANY KIND TO THE ENTRANTS. By entering this Contest, each Entrant represents and warrants that (i) he/she is the person that submitted their entry using The Escapist contest page, (ii) he/she is legally able to enter into this Contest and does not live in a jurisdiction that prohibits this Contest, and (iii) agrees to indemnify and hold Sponsor, and their respective parents, subsidiaries, and affiliates and their employees, officers, directors, shareholders, agents, and representatives, harmless from and against any and all losses, damages, rights, claims and actions of any kind arising out of any breach by Entrant of the representations and warranties set forth in subsection (i) and (ii) above. The entry becomes the property of The Sponsor and will not be returned.

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Employees of MILO, Inc., and their subsidiaries or affiliates, and any family members and/or household members of these employees, are excluded from the contest.

Entrants release MILO, Inc. and its respective parent divisions, affiliates, officers, subsidiaries, agents, employees and all others associated with the development and execution of this contest from and against any liability with respect to or in any way arising from this contest and the awarding and use of the prizes.

Tampering with the contest in any manner is prohibited. MILO, Inc. reserves the right, in its sole discretion, to determine whether the contest has been tampered with. MILO, Inc. reserves the right to disqualify any entrant it suspects or has determined, in its sole discretion, has tampered with the promotion or submitted multiple entries. If MILO, Inc. determines that the contest has been tampered with, it reserves the right to terminate the contest without awarding any prizes. MILO, Inc. shall not be responsible for any entry not received due to network outages; failed, incomplete, garbled, or delayed computer transmissions; online failures; hardware, software or other technical malfunctions or disturbances; or any other communications or transmission failure.

  • A Starbucks would be great too. I was in one a few weeks ago, and while I’m waiting for my drink this guy comes in wearing a shirt with Bill Clinton’s face on it that says “rapist” along with a MAGA hat. I tell him I like his shirt on my way out, and I’m pretty sure everyone in the store heard me since it’s a really tiny Starbucks. I think we might have triggered a few people that day.

  • Luca Barbato

    I hope nobody will be hurt in the process. Or that Jack D won’t read the book in his office to save twitter by making a huge shakeup.

  • Papi

    Damn, the first place I thought of was a Planned Parenthood clinic, but it was suggested now I can’t use it.

  • Sara

    Im so sad I live in Norway right now, dont know where I could read this book to trigger people. Or if most norwegians are even aware of this book

  • Alisha Brennan

    If I lived by it I would totally read it at S&S.

  • YelowJezamin

    I read your list of places, and realized that I live at least 700 miles from all of them. Then I realized that is WHY I moved 700 miles from all of them. No triggered snowflakes out here; where GPS doesn’t work, cell phones drop signal, and almost everyone voted for Trump.

  • DangerousDingleberry

    I cant help but think reading it at Glastonbury preferably in the middle of a drum circle, that’s bound to piss some people off xD.. shame glasto’s not for another year

  • James Lipton

    Charlottesville might be good. But I don’t own the book. And I don’t think anyone would be brave enough to bother me. And if they did I might enjoy it too much.

  • True.Epic.Crusader

    I’ve tried many times to trigger leftists through my clothing AND through reading your book, but it has only happened once so far: one time, while I was wearing my “GREEN LIVES MATTER” Pepe shirt, somebody who was walking the opposite way said in a nerdy libtard-y high pitched voice: “YOUR SHIRT F* CKING SUCKS!!!”
    Of course, leftists being cowards, he didn’t do anything about it (sadly), so I turned around and smirked, but couldn’t even be sure of who said it since there were so many people.

    I’ve tried to trigger folks with Dangerous, but so far no luck. I’ll keep trying!
    Now, will there be any antifa or BLM marches in my area soon, I wonder…

    • kn1v3z

      somehow i triggered someone here in canada. was reading at work and a customer with a “fuck trump” hat on got all mad.

      • True.Epic.Crusader

        Good job!

  • Oil Can

    Awesome master troll

  • artiefischel

    Evergreen State College might be good. Bring running shoes.

  • Reality Wins

    I would pay to see a picture of 1000+ all reading Dangerous on the Berkeley campus.

  • Burner

    How ’bout outside a Republican Senator’s office?

  • Do you have a spanish version I can take to the Miami immigration office and pretend like I’m reading it? I feel they won’t have any idea what it says should I take an English version.

    • jinxmap

      Can I do a reading here at Auschwitz if I were to pay my own way to USA?

  • Heywood Jablowme

    Are there any pictures of Milo and chuck Norris out there? If not there should be. Trump and chuck Norris? I would feel way better if chuck Norris was the vice president . chuck Norris not Mike pence next time.

  • CynicismSells

    Hold my beer. *tucks book under arm and waltzes into a major metropolitan social security office in a blue state*

  • Aaron Spalding

    So there is an Antifa film and QandA session occurring at my College this week. I plan to read my copy in the front row.