The insufferable Hollywood gossip girl Perez Hilton has been fired “from a dream job,” Pink News reports.

According to Hilton, he is too “professional” to divulge any detail on the role that he was fired from, yet he is not too professional to go on camera and begin crying because he fears for his kids’s future.

Via Pink News

“There is a reason this happened, and I’m sorry,” Hilton declares in his cringe-worthy video.

“I’m sorry again, I guess I have to say that again more often. I’m sorry.”

According to Hilton, he may have damaged his children’s future due to his past actions.

“It will continue to be hard for me,” he claims. “And I’m sorry to my kids, because I know that when they get older they are going to have to suffer because of who their dad is.”

Hilton claimed that “everyone loved me,” in the job he was fired from, even though he “ultimately deduced” that he “was the problem.”

The “sassy” blogger claims that higher ups decided that “Perez Hilton shouldn’t have this opportunity.”

“I will overcome,” he claims in the video.

If you can stomach it, watch the full “healing exercise” below.

 

Sources:

Pink News

  • Veteran_in_Germany

    “Grab that shovel and come over here.” Time to actually produce and contribute something.

  • puccini914

    I’m normally a very compassionate person. I rescue dogs, I worked as a Vet Tech and even as the kennel manager of a very large open admission animal shelter. But I just cannot find it with in me to care about this story. Sorry. No not very sorry either.

    • RJ

      Not a suprise…. I think it’s easier to feel compassion for animals than humans, sometimes.

      • frenchie mama

        easier ALL the time.

    • Braden

      I care. I jumped for joy when I heard this jerk got fired.

  • Ruth Gauthier

    could not sit through his crap

  • SJ DC

    Hopefully he’ll kill himself in protest – I suggest self-immolation

    • frenchie mama

      well that’s too far.
      he needs professional help is all.

      • SJ DC

        Ok – a professional fireman to help him understand the use of accelerant

    • Keith Benedict

      I think the guy’s a massive twat, but I’d never want to encourage anyone other than a terrorist or criminal to kill themselves.

      • FWIW, he’s probably both.

      • Colin

        I think he meant that for comedic purposes, and at the least if not, it made me laugh 😀

    • Ivan_in_Phoenix

      Where do I send the matches & lighter fluid to?

  • Piotr Puławski

    I’ve never seen him or heard him talk, but he comes off as gay in this vid what with the lisp and all. And I don’t mean that as an insult.

    • Fisterbottom

      He is gay.

  • From what I’ve heard about this guy over the years, he’s a terrible person.

    • CORMAC___NJ

      Yes. Very evil. And that’s not even considering his social or political positions, whether you agree or not.

  • Ed Scott Barnett

    Any Relation to Paris Hilton ? I’m sure they will help you out.

    • CORMAC___NJ

      It’s not his real name.

    • BooBooBaby

      Perez Hilton is his “Stage” name.

      I can’t remember his real first and last name. I just remembered he changed it to Perez Hilton. So, no.he is not related to Paris Hilton or any Hilton.

      • PunJabber

        No doubt it was an homoage to Paris Hilton, the gal who put the “ho” in “hotel”.

  • SATURNspike

    Douchebag!

  • Tym O’Byrne

    Who?

  • CORMAC___NJ

    Oh man, Perez Hilton is a Dad? Now I feel like crying, for the poor kid(s).
    I won’t cry because I’m not 4 years old, but wow. How did that thing become a father?

    • Dory Codington

      I had the same thought.

    • tbrec63387

      He adopted

      • CORMAC___NJ

        Horrible. To think, that fountain of hate can adopt while thousands of good, loving parents are barred because they don’t have the vast sums of money required. It’s not about the kids, not even close.

        • Leisha Camden

          He didn’t adopt, they are his biological children.

      • ntt1

        thank god,i had a vision of him offering formula to a large swaddled turd.

      • Leisha Camden

        No, they are his biological children, conceived from his sperm and donor eggs, and carried by surrogate mothers.

    • Adrian Valle

      A surrogate, they look exactly like him

    • Ivan_in_Phoenix

      Hopefully he is referring to his cats as his kids.

    • RonJohnson

      Transgender dudes can have babies according to the news.

      • Koroviev,Behemoth&Woland LLP

        The may have babies with frozen sperm, but they’ll never have an orgasm again, after they get the privates chopped.

        • RonJohnson

          no, like actually push one out

      • SirDabsAlot!

        I guess that’s why the men’s restroom at Google has tampons in them. Hmmmm

      • TheEndGameIsNear

        OMG Dude did you know conception can occur in a test tube?

        • RonJohnson

          -libtard

    • Braden

      My guess he was dating a dude that actually used to be a woman.

  • Bobby Upchurch

    lol, oh the entitlement….
    imagine his reaction when he gets his next book deal canceled for having his own opinions….

  • Americus Freeman

    God, she’s so ugly, she’s one of the rare specimens who looked less repulsive when fat. And you know damn well he’s raping those kids, when he lost weight the first thing he did was take “sexy” pics with the children as props, very disgusting.

    • Reality Buffy

      Star Jones looked better fat too.

    • Pineneedle

      He takes pics of him and the kids in the bathtub and post them on his blog. Normal people doesn’t do that. Probably the reason he was fired. They require sacifices to Moloch.

  • PD MacGuire

    How did that slimy thing find someone to reproduce with?

    • Jason G

      the left allows them to “adopt” normal goyim

  • Bigislandguy1

    #8 Dont be a douche….oops!

  • Rosemary Allcorn Watson

    its Karma , hes a horrible person

  • Pat Patrix

    I think I liked him better when he was a fatass.

  • Scott

    I can’t imagine watching the video

  • anna

    Aw come on tell us the reason!!

    • BooBooBaby

      I know. I am dying to know.

      He is not a nice or a good person and he loves to hurt and Bully people, so this must have been really bad!

  • Brenda

    I cannot join in with bashing in on someones suffering. Life is not easy for anyone (well maybe except George Clooney who was just one lucky SOB) But have a little compassion.

    • anna

      There’s really no reason for Milo to have compassion for someone who continued to smear his name over and over, not to mention several others.

    • Hepley

      YOU DON’T KNOW THE CLOONEY CONUNDRUM!!! All I can tell you is that the struggle is real.

    • tbrec63387

      I have compassion … shit happens to everyone. There are still families that never recovered from what happen 8 years ago. Anyone take a look at the families of the coal mine workers who lost their job? This guy is young and healthy and has a lot going for himself. I’m sorry it happened to him, it sucks but there are a hell of a lot of people worse off then him.

    • CORMAC___NJ

      Brenda, I suggest you spend a few minutes looking at the things Hilton said and did over the years. He treated so many people so badly. That was his shtick, being a heartless SOB. He especially liked to kick people when they were down, go after victims and relatives of victims. Of all the famous people, this guy probably deserves sympathy les than any of them.

      • Brenda

        I refuse to listen to suggestions from anyone who believe pay backs are a Win or are deserved. Rather, let us be more tolerant and see beyond the surface BULLSHIT of hateful speech and rhetoric that only divides and is temporary right at the moment until we all witness the truth of what hate truly is – “The catastrophic event in Virginia.” I choose and hope to believe people are genuinely more Good than Evil.

        • CORMAC___NJ

          I didn’t say to do anything vengeful. I’m just suggesting you be informed before you feel bad for this guy.

          • Brenda

            I know about Perez Hiltons story…and I do not condemn him.

  • tbrec63387

    He’s a blogger? Yeah, so? Shit happens to everyone. He’s young and healthy. If he’s feeling sorry for himself, take a stroll down the pediatric oncology wing of any hospital. Or hang out at a few homeless shelters.

    • ShikokuPrincess91

      Now I feel bad. I guess that was the point as he should too, being as whiny as he is.

  • tbrec63387

    The more I read about him, the less compassion I have for him. He’s a gay gossip bloggers that outs celebrities. Makes money off other people lives. No wonder he was disappointed. he’s got thousands of competitors who do the same. Blogger whores.

  • zachay

    maybe he contracted AIDS as to why he got fired?

    • Ivan_in_Phoenix

      Or maybe he was spreading it around the office.

  • EJ

    I guess it’s back to drawing dicks on celebrities’ faces.

  • Bill

    Getting canned is the BEST thing that could have ever happened to him. He was a trial employee and Perez Hilton is a Hollywood sewer. He will thank his lucky stars later on in life he got fired. The whole son thing is weird though.

    • CORMAC___NJ

      He’s been fired from almost every job he ever had, due to treating other people like garbage.

  • DerpDerpDerp

    “For my entire career, being honest has been my approach”

    More proof he had no career.

  • JohnMc

    He believes in honesty? Since when? His whole “career” has been spreading gossip an innuendo about other people.

  • JohnnaCal

    Number 8 is your dad is garbage.

  • One-Eye

    So drawing dicks and jizz spurts on celebrity’s photos with MS Paint seemed like a lifelong career for this clown?

    Surely nobody has ever had a more punchable face.

  • hoistthatrag

    No one likes you Perez. Everyone hates you. And you look like Ron Perlman in Hellboy.

    • Colin

      A gay Ron Perlman in Hellboy……lmao

    • CynicismSells

      How dare you insult Ron Perlman like that, sir.

    • Ivan_in_Phoenix

      Maybe if Ron Perlman somehow fathered a baby with an orangatan.

  • Virgin_Number_ 7

    LMAO!!! I’m not sorry at all that that I laughed at Hilton as he delights in the misery of others AND gets paid for it.

  • John Hintergardt

    This dope’s net worth is 30 million!!! Sorry if I don’t have any sympathy for him.

    • ShikokuPrincess91

      What?
      Ok he is a horrible person to get up there and act like that then. He is a total narcissist.

  • 0athkeeper

    Perez has never been honest, he has however been a childish bitchy little coward. Anyone who’s claim to fame is drawing dicks on peoples pictures with MS Paint needs to rethink life.

  • BullDog

    Who agreed to give this thing kids?

  • BullDog

    He also killed Brittany Murphy. He contributed.

    • Marauder

      ???

      • BullDog

        He knows.

  • positively4thstreet

    Oh geezus…7:21 minutes?? I made it to 1:33 and then had to go watch dry paint dry.

    • SFfatkid

      lol!

    • Braden

      OH you absolutely have to watch the rest. The part where he starts crying is freaking fabulous. I LMAO!

  • roland3337

    Why would this idiot think anyone cares how he feels about getting fired? How narcissistic is he?

  • Dmitry Krotchlikmeoff

    LEAVE PEREZ HILTON ALONE!!!????????

    • BooBooBaby

      Omg! Yasssssss! That is the first thing I thought of too.

      What ever happened to that guy that did that,.”Leave Britney Alone”!! Video years ago!?

      ;-D

      • Dmitry Krotchlikmeoff

        Did a bit on Tosh.O. Was doing porn i think.

        • BooBooBaby

          Hahaha! That’s funny.

          Oo-La-La!! Porn!? I bet it is really gross. ;-p

      • Kryptonite

        Chris Crocker.. on facebook now w/ over 3.5 million followers.. he’s actually quite funny, but loathe his politics

  • BooBooBaby

    Hahaha! GOOD! I can’t stand this Big Dumb-ass Bully!!!

  • Ellis Chrischelle

    About this job,,,, I’ve heard about imaginary friends,,, but imaginary jobs,,, that’s good.

  • Lisanna

    Who is this fella??

  • AlexCorvidae

    Karma, you are a wonderful universal system and I love you. That’s what he gets for glorifying in the fallout of the media’s slanderous attack trying to suggest Milo is a pedophile.

  • CrusadaB

    He lost me at being honest…

  • Bill Rowland

    Couldn’t have happened to a more insufferable goo gobbler.

  • colorado2

    quick , someone call a wawa wambulance , grab the kotex , this pussy is bleeding on everything .

  • PunJabber

    We need a witch hunt: Who Promoted Perez?

  • Archie Bunker

    Hahahahaha

  • Anastasia D. Beaverhausen

    Did Leah Remini steal his job too?

  • Bemyguest

    There are three type of Gayness.

    Milo Gayness=Fabulous, intelligent, awesome, smoking hot (& I am a straight man writing this) & just too cool to describe for mere mortals.

    Perez Hilton Gayness=whining, crybaby, what-the-Hell-is-with-that-black-Madonna shirt? He does not pull it off, creepiness, possible BO problem and general douchebaggery.

    Guy Benson Gayness=In essence a white bread Whaley Clever like figure who happens to smoke pole but somehow manages to be boring about it.

    Go Milo he is a gorgeous bitch!:D

    • bookish1

      Guy Benson is gay?

      • Bemyguest

        Yep and he is gay married I believe. He is that boring about it.

      • Bemyguest

        OTOH maybe I am wrong? Benson is gay but I might be thinking of Ruben who is gay married?

        Oh I am so old these days……..

  • MisterGoldiloxx

    Who?

  • Fearan Iarthair

    I hope Carrie Prejean is enjoying your pain, you loathsome embarrassment. PS, if your kid has to listen to your little list of platitudinous commandments every day in the car on the way to school, by the time he’s able to, he’s gonna run like hell away from you.

  • dipflo

    this is what you get when you chase after a graven image of what you think society thinks you should be instead of building upon the Rock. Welcome to the storms of life.

    • ShikokuPrincess91

      Well said.

  • Kenneth Ballardo

    He has KIDS!?

  • Michael Clarke

    Please, please don’t work harder….

  • Brian

    he was douchy sometimes but poor guy

  • G.A. ‘Bear’ Millsaps

    Well, as we say here in Texas, Bless his heart! ????????????

  • The Jokester

    Who is this fruit and why do I care? Why do all these SJW snowflakes think they are so much more …creative or intelligent than they are? WHy do they think they should get everything handed to them on a silver platter?

  • Stephanie Hart

    Ok what happened? What was the job?

  • Irony Curtain

    KIDS?!?!? What deranged morons gave kids to this imbecile? The Michael Jackson Adoption Agency?

  • UncRemus

    Sic POS…His kids will grow up to despise him like the rest of the country…

  • Aleithia Toews

    “If you can stomach it, watch the full ‘healing exercise’ below.”

    Yeah, I made it 10 seconds.

  • Dee Baggs

    Perez needs some red pills dropped. He is Milo’s biggest cyber stalker but in times like this in the US and throughout the world it would be nice for an olive branch to be extended.

  • lori58

    i have not seen him this upset since he called will i am a faggot

  • Nikki

    This guy needs a big ass whooping to teach him to start acting like a man. This is so embarrassing and a complete disgrace to human beings in general.

  • Michael Allen

    So a nobody got fired from a job that is not identified, for reasons not identified, then cries on camera about it.
    And this is news how? This was a one to two sentence blurb at best. Is there really so little going on that they decided to put out a filler article?

  • Koroviev,Behemoth&Woland LLP

    That vicious old queen had it coming to him.

  • cdubya

    I can’t imagine what I would do if I came across a video of my dad acting like this.

  • Blake B

    What transgender man did Perez have children with ?

  • OldWineBox
  • DemocracyRules

    Pedophillia
    Open – shut case. Nothing else can explain his devastating remorse, for something he will not name.

  • Covfefe Speaks ????????

    Well, well, well… Sounds like Perez was a victim of a SJW shakedown. Karma’s a b*|cH.

  • deplorable_radtraveller

    Eeeewwwww..

    If my dad ever acted like this I would DEFINITELY be damaged for eternity.
    What a sorry excuse for the male of the species in the modern US.
    Won’t ever demean the idea of man by attributing that descriptor to this jellyfish.

  • Comic dude

    And these are the kind of people most people look up to? I dont get it i guess. What ever happened to positive and strong role models not these wimpy crybabies that feel the need to post every single emotional that roles off there sleeve.

  • Susan Louise Darnell

    There is power in releasing your feelings and thoughts….humans love to do this activity. Get a job, however, and you have to practice repression.

  • Al

    So you were targeted for your opinions. Imagine that.

  • Tina M.

    Isn’t he gay?

  • Martin Hutchison

    Holy cow, how does he not meet the definition of unstable? Who let him have someone elses kids?

  • Pamela Heinbaugh

    Oh brother. People get canned every day in this world, so go get another job & shut up about it. No one cares.

  • He damaged his kids futures the moment he ordered to have them with his McDonalds lunch. We all know he didn’t have sex with a woman like normally families are made. He’s got bastard kids who will grow up knowing their dad is some fag blogger who’s a major loser. Your kids are going to despise your very existence when they become older.

  • tim46278

    When you post a video of yourself crying about a job you’ve lost, that’s the sound of the alarm letting you know your 15 minutes is up. Good riddance.

  • Osama0bama

    Oh “Perez,” as if that’s your real name: maybe you should click your little glass slippers together and become an actual adult that doesn’t have online hissy fits. Stop sobbing like a moron and get a real job that a pre-teen girl can’t do to support those poor kids that are stuck with you.

  • Bonnie Lee Beaumont

    the waterworks start at 4:58…

  • Love the comments on GoolagTube.

  • maryannela

    long over due have a nice life,, you caused this

  • Remember, folks, honesty is the number 4 most important thing.

    If any of you guys missed out on having an emotionally unstable gay father who projects his lack of career traction on you during rides to school and then publicly sobs about it on the internet, these are the lessons that you missed out on.

    I couldn’t get any farther than that.

  • Dakawn Vick

    10 seconds. That’s how long long it took to make me shut it off. Listening to this “thing” should be used in place of waterboarding.

  • SFfatkid

    OMG he might have the ugliest cry face i’ve ever seen…

  • EllisWyatt

    Carrie Prejean says hello! She’s probably too graceful to give you the finger, so we’ll do it for her.

  • Bill Ierardi

    what a fag

  • Hale Hawbecker

    cry me a river you biased twit. You made your bed now lie in it.