Hillary Clinton’s newly reported secret dream is…to be a pastor.

The failing New York Times reported yesterday about Clinton’s deep-down desire to join the ministry, stating “She thought “all the time” about becoming an ordained Methodist minister.”

It didn’t take long for #HillaryChurches to trend on Twitter. Needless to say, few were ready to join the cult of Hillary.

With Hillary’s pay-to-play Clinton Foundation shut down due to her having no more government assets or influence to peddle, Hillary needs some way to bilk the masses and launder her money. Hence, we may see yet see Hillary in a frock – if she doesn’t end up in an orange jumpsuit first.

Source:

New York Times

  • DaisyToo

    God help the Methodists!

    • Chesapeake

      The Methodist Church has mandatory retirement. Not worried. She can become the prison missionary.

      • DaisyToo

        Not if she’s in GITMO 😉

        • Chesapeake

          Yep. She missed the line “justice for all” in the pledge of allegiance.

  • Bemyguest

    She should become a Minister. God might do her some Good & we don’t have to deal with her anymore.

    • Charles Perigord

      I dunno. Take a look at the careers of Cardinal Richelieu, Cardinal Mazarin, and Archbishop Talleyrand.

      • Bemyguest

        Well I thinking of her leaving politics and going into ministry. If she stays in politics what does it matter if she does so wearing a Protestant cleric coller.?
        She would still be Hilary.

  • January

    A minister that approves of abortions. I read that she would be a visiting minister for a pastor that is standing behind her on this. Wonder if she’ll charge her normal $200,000 or give them a 10% discount. I wonder if she has confessed all her sins to God? Of course that is private between her and God but if she did, it sure would be interesting what she had to confess. I’ll believe her on this once she starts apologizing to slick willy’s women that she just about destroyed because HE couldn’t keep his hand and something else off of them. Frankly, I wish she would just go away, far, far, far away.

    • DaisyToo

      She’d also have to apologize for murder. RIP, Seth Rich and about 59 other people.

      • January

        Confess and apologize. Like that’s going to happen. Oh to see her in an orange jump suit sitting in a little room that iron bars for a door. One can wish.

    • PaulMurrayCbr

      The bible is perfectly ok with infanticide: not a word against it. Jepthatah human-sacrificed his daughter to Jehovah, and Abraham was totally going to human-sacrifice his son until Jehovah told him he was just trolling. Human life is not sacred to God.

      • January

        I bet you don’t even read this but I’m going to write it anyway as I laugh at your ignorance. You look like the fool that you are. Human life IS sacred to God. If you believed in God and read/studied the whole Bible, you would know that. I see you are cherry picking the bible there sport. Or did you get this from the Atheist Bible because it is very clear you don’t know the Bible or the whole story of Jepthatah and what his sacrifice was. It wasn’t for her to be killed. She was his only daughter and his promise of sacrifice was to have to service the Lord like the Nuns do today. The sacrifice was great, for it meant that she would never get married. she would keep her virginity and never bear children. The,Israelite women desired to have children in order to preserve the family name and inheritance. There are other books in the Bible that also talk about this story.

        As for Abraham: First, consider what Jehovah did not do. Secondly, before that God told Abraham that his son Isaac would the father of many generations and nations. He did not allow Abraham to go through with the sacrifice, even though Abraham was prepared to do so, nor has God ever again made such a request of anyone. God was not tempting Abraham. God was not enticing Abraham to do wrong, but was testing him to see if he would do what was right. .

        God was not instituting or condoning child sacrifice. As seen in Deuteronomy 12:31 and the other passages. God abhors child sacrifice. It’s important to remember that God prevented the sacrifice from actually occurring. He did not desire the sacrifice as an act of worship or for any other reason beyond testing Abraham.

  • PunJabber

    #PastorPulldate

  • Ivan_in_Phoenix

    Will she do her sermons in that accent she used while campaigning at black churches?

  • Carol Boehm

    there are a many religious that approve of abortions and gay lifestyle

    • I_h8_disqus

      May they be born again and find salvation through Christ.

  • Jaime Richards

    Hillary is history, Milo, for heaven sakes grow up and find a more productive obsession. Try acting like an adult instead of a spoiled brat with nothing better to occupy your mind. smh

  • M&M

    first thing that came to mind is she could work at the foundation and be a religious group helping bring refugees into the country for MONEY

  • Boommach

    Think I read just last week where Justin Bieber has the same aspirations. Perhaps they should join up.

  • The KING

    Finally, proof that the church is and always has been about money and control.

  • PaulMurrayCbr

    One thing thou lackest: go thy way, sell whatsoever thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come, take up the cross, and follow me.
    And he was sad at that saying, and went away grieved: for he had great possessions.
    And Jesus looked round about, and saith unto his disciples, How hardly shall they that have riches enter into the kingdom of God!
    And the disciples were astonished at his words. But Jesus answereth again, and saith unto them, Children, how hard is it for them that trust in riches to enter into the kingdom of God!
    It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

    (Translation note: Jesus may actually have said ‘rope’ here. ‘Camel’ and ‘rope’ share the same root-word, meaning “to bear a burden”. )