A new viral video making the rounds is confusing the hell out of a lot of people who are now learning about the horrors of “ecosex.”

The video, uploaded to Facebook by In the NOW, begins with the words, “there are humans that ‘f**k’ nature” and shows hippies literally rubbing dirt on themselves and licking trees.

One woman can be seen sensually shoving dirt into her mouth before the words “ecosexuals consider earth to be a lover not a mother” appear onscreen.

“They even perform ‘weddings,'” the video continues, showing a mass congregation of “ecosexuals” marrying “anything natural, from rocks to mountains and seas.”

The clip goes on to state that “ecosexuals believe their ‘faith’ will help environmentalism be taken more seriously.”

See the bizarre clip for yourself below.

Ecosexuals ‘f**k’ nature to raise awareness of planet’s ‘sexua…

Ecosexuals ‘f**k’ nature to raise awareness of planet’s ‘sexuality’ ????

Posted by In the NOW on Thursday, June 8, 2017

Needless to say, the goal of helping “environmentalism be taken more seriously” is not working out, judging by the comments on the clip.

A quick Google search of “ecosex” reveals there is a literal “manifesto” for the practice.

Its first point reads “the Earth is our lover. We are madly, passionately, and fiercely in love, and we are grateful for this relationship each and every day. In order to create a more mutual and sustainable relationship with the Earth, we collaborate with nature.”

The manifesto goes on to describe the “ecosexual” community as “rapidly growing,” describing it as “an identity.”

“Ecosexuals can be GLBTQI, heterosexual, asexual, and/or Other. We invite and encourage ecosexuals to come out. We are everywhere. We are polymorphous and pollen-amorous.”

Sources:
TheEcosexuals.ucsc.edu
In The NOW

  • Stan Marciniak

    Their prejudice is apparent. Everyone is deliberately excluding Mr. Poison Ivy and Ms. Poison Oak from their party. How unfortunate that these two children of Mother Earth are deliberately ostracized from these celebrations.

    • NoTreading

      Don’t forget Ms Poison Sumac.

      • Miss Jenni

        And Mr Itch Weed!

        • Quiet Desperation

          And Ms. Mama Bear out with her cubs

    • Robert Spencer

      Erm, they’re children. How fucking sick are you…?

      • Stan Marciniak

        Is satire too difficult for you to understand?

        • Debbie Pool James

          Robert must be their Daddy.. Congratulations, Robert.. You’ve raised a couple of weirdos..

          • Robert Spencer

            Oh dear, satire is indeed dead 🙂

        • Aximili

          For you too, apparently, as he was simply expanding on your original joke in the same vein.

          • Stan Marciniak

            Noted.

        • Robert Spencer

          Wonderful 🙂

    • Clipper Ordiway

      And that electric eel could do wonders. If he was only invited.

    • Jeffery Rightmire

      Mr. Bullnettle is nowhere to be seen–predigest idiots.

    • it’sme

      They seemed to forget about the dreadful chigger weeds also. I bet if they get a case of chiggers in their puss they would stop that foolishness.

    • crunchycon

      Don’t forget Mr. Cactus. Hug a cactus today.

  • HT

    Look, I’m not saying we should bring back mental asylums of yesteryear, but………no, wait, actually that is exactly what I’m saying.

    • freenclear

      No.
      Fucking.
      Shit.

    • allbuss84

      Need coal fueled electro shock therapy

  • David Watts

    Isn’t the original definition of our favorite “F” word, “to dig a hole in the ground with your finger?” So, these clowns are merely being hyper-literal.

  • AverageJoe1987

    I can’t believe that the left is able to just continue to prove how stupid they are.

    You’d think they’d have hit the limit on stupidity a long time ago, but they just keep outdoing themselves.

    I’m almost curious to see what moronic crap the left does next to “send a message.”

  • Zwb1234

    So while complaining that corporations are figuratively raping the earth with their business these people are literally raping the earth. Because it’s not ok to go with a shovel or drill but it is ok with themselves. If feminism is cancer this shit must be Heart disease or something. This sounds like the prequel to The Happening.

    • kohlrak .

      So that’s why the plants kill everyone off. They’re just sick of being molested XD

  • ryan grossaint

    These pyscho are the very reason aliens will never try to make contact

    • freenclear

      Good, we don’t need any more fuckin foreigners here.

      • ryan grossaint

        Lol,wasn’t really referring to them, but I agree

        • Fourfingeredjake

          I think you missed the joke.

  • TR

    Since humans are part of nature- I’ll stick with F%cking humans.

  • kelltic

    Wellllll. I really thought I was beyond being surprised by the oddities of human beings. Nope. I am, however, very concerned for Mother Earth — oops no! that should be Lover Earth — since she cannot defend herself against the assumption that she wants multiple lovers or the particular ones who are forcing themselves on her.

    Beware Earth rapists. Mother Nature may take revenge.

  • Emily Brown

    This is just cancerous. I thought the hippies had retired or died off.

  • Thomas Crane

    This totally doesn’t seem like a 4chan hoax.

  • Dante Alighieri

    Should be called EGOSEX
    Practised by people whose ego demands they be the centre of attention.

  • Michelle Mohr

    Wow, that is incredible! We really do need to open the asylums again, because these crazed folk need ‘help’! I am thinking with pills and lots of counseling.

  • Peter Toth

    Ponder this point for a moment….many of these “activists” vote! Not only that, some even run for office and get elected! Now think on that for a moment………..scary as hell, isn’t it!

    • Tammy Judd

      None voted for Trump either. Ponder THAT for awhile.

    • Tarl Cabbot

      Yes, good point. Hank Johnson is proof of that. Uh, I shouldn’t exclude Sheila Jackson Lee “Murder is the leading cause of homocide”. Good Lord, take your pick, that one or Guam might capsize. Not sure what Hank was on but I want some. Nothing was bothering him that day.

  • Axaya Hartly

    I’ve given up faith in humanity… unless like 90% of those guys are there to get laid…

  • Deplorable Sterling Archer

    Well, that was disturbing.

  • Linda Schertz

    This is why I say warning labels on things are to blame. A long time ago, the stupid humans were weeded out by their own stupidity. But, now they have warning labels every damn where and it protects these morons and lets them procreate. I mean, seriously, who, but morons, need to be told that a Bic lighter is flammable?

  • George Japaridze

    One of them is Anne Sprinkle, look her up. They’re just making money, I guess….

  • Cathy Rohrscheib

    I’m scared

  • Ruth Gauthier

    any questions about the insanity on the left should now be put to rest

  • Barry Laderman

    I want to see one attempt to mate with a crocodile or polar bear.

    • Tarl Cabbot

      Or a porcupine.

  • Vitt

    At the end of every great civilization, in the decline, mental illness runs rampant. This us going downhill really fast.

    We need Americana culture back. Badly.

  • Michael Allen

    I tried this, but I accidentally stuck my schlong in an ant hill. Now I’m having a hell of a time trying to convince women that it isn’t Herpes and it is not contagious.

    • rb

      What difference does it make now? You still have so many other earth plant species to try.

  • David

    Behold … the hedonistic culture. The mentally, and spiritually, defective. As the soul goes … so does the mind. Worshiping the created rather than the creator. Demonic influence, if not outright possession.

  • DLinz
  • matrixisreal

    This is waaay better than Christianity…. those crazy Christians man, no telling the next time their going to do something CRAZY!!

  • 52pan

    How is it possible that there can be people demented to this degree?

  • heilbama

    They’ll give the earth an STD.

  • BooBooBaby

    They look like the Typical Brainwashed Unhinged Dishevelled Uneducated Jealous Uninformed Triggered Looney Lying Lefty Racist Race Baiting Whiny Loser Nutjob LIBERAL DemonRat CryBaby Hypocrites Idiot Snowflake Filthy Libt4rds!

  • paulmart10

    Don’t panic, yet. Some commenters lament, “what is happening to humanity?” Don’t be fooled. It ain’t humanity, it is a subsection of confused mentally and morally confused people who are being manipulated by certain global interests trying to disintegrate the natural solidarity of common identity among the masses, so as to reform society into a total subservient state-dependent global economy under the control of… ahh, but you know who. . . Anyhoo, if you ain’t part of the craziness, then the show isn’t over yet. What are you going to do about it?

  • BooBooBaby

    I bet TrigglyPuff is into stuff like this.

  • paulmart10

    By the way, this is not “having sex”, this is sensually rolling in dirt and/or masturbating with inanimate objects.

  • God

    Just because there’s a large number of them in one location does NOT mean they are NOT mentally retarded.

  • Mark Weaver

    There is is simply no way you can convince me that feminism / “progressivism” is not a psychology. Bi-sexual women are normal and often times attractive. Although lesbians are not all psychologically impaired, I would say a large portion of them are. I do believe this is why many lesbians were admitted to psychiatric hospitals in the early 20th century. I cannot take these people seriously. I can’t.

  • James Lipton

    If a tree falls down in the woods… And someone is there to have sex with it… Does it make it necrophilia?

  • CDR_N

    Wow! Talk about raping the planet.

  • Scott Kuli

    Firstly, your link is from “In the Now”, which of course to US neo cons and neo liberals means you’re a Russian agent. Oh yeah, WE know you’re not, but they don’t.

    As for this, yes, they have a rather serious problem, I think.

    If the trees and plants really do have feelings as some suggest, they must hate these people.

  • Lana

    Actually you’re doing everything in your power to NOT have environmentalist taken seriously !

  • Belinda R Jaquin-Greschner

    So now you’re telling me that I have to be careful which flower I pick, or which tree I climb for fear of touching someone’s bodily fluids. Please preheat the ovens in Dachau,

    • Belinda R Jaquin-Greschner

      And I’m NOT trying to offend anyone. I just think they should be used for something positive.

  • ConnieJ

    How about a little foxglove to show their brilliance?

  • Drew Freund

    Liberalism is a mental disorder

  • Neral Kujata

    This is why we were told “Showing women’s ankles on TV will lead to total depravity in society.” Well, we’re officially there, and I need to go cry.

  • Pavel Miklja

    Welcome to Hell Satanist+Liberals

    =One World Order=Hell

  • Mark Hadley

    Truth bomb: All this insanity started with the push to normalize homosexual relationships. People were warned, but NO, we had to go against nature. Now we have whole classes of idiots who don’t know what bathroom they should be using. We have morons encouraging young children to “change gender.” We have a push to legalize sex with children, animals, trees and dirt. You couldn’t be happy just “doing your thing” behind closed doors–no, society must be forced to LIKE what you’re doing; now the lunatics are running the asylum. Just think; all this started with Bill Clinton promising to let gays in the military. How fast we rolled down hill…

  • Brian Hill

    I have a POISEN OAK TREE IN MY BACK YARD DESPARATLY IN NEED OF SOME LOVE.

  • Richard

    This expression of environmentalism is a bit munch…er, I mean, a bit much.

    • PunJabber

      Bit mulch — leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

  • Clipper Ordiway

    Sex freaks, plain and simple.

  • This kind of sexualised pagan nature worship is mentioned in the Old Testament. It didn’t work out too well for those who embraced it….

  • Oriru Bastard

    Yeaaah… Could we just bring back mental asylums form back in the days?
    I mean… There’s a limit how much retardation we should endure…

  • Monty Aycoth

    From the looks of most of them I’d say the only date they could get would be with a tree or a pile of dirt…

  • Kiara Babel

    Make me want to go out and buy some chain saws and a bull dozer. Sick fucks. And to think these stupid morons can vote.

  • AlexCorvidae

    Would it be alright to kick their asses on sight for forcing themselves on our mom?

  • Haramarama

    Great. Now the Earth is going to walk of shame itself right out of orbit!

  • Notice that there are no cactus involved. LOL

  • vivaldi0

    Talk about dirty pussy’s!

  • Robert Jensen

    ……………………

  • Robert Jensen

    Send your kids to Texas for college, and they will become a doctor.

    But, send your kids to Northern California or Western Oregon or Western Washington…..and this is how they turn out.

    • Lorri Anne

      Sir! Please do not single out Northern California!…. Southern California is just as terrible of a choice too.

  • jsb_81

    They’re crazy!!! And more than likely we’ll see worse to come. I can see a meme now where some guy pisses down mother natures back and he tells her its raining. Oh no!!… Hot Carls! Why does anybody take these types of people seriously? America is becoming the land of the insane.

  • ‘Chrys White

    I can’t even bring myself to watch the video, I am that repulsed by it. Just wrong, where’s the respect in our world of people?

  • Kim Smith

    I hope they don’t give Mother Earth an STD

  • nolickspittles

    Looks like a herd of frustrated old tired used-up delusional oink oink squealers loving the mud and slop to see just how deeply degrading they can make themselves. I feel so edified by this group of enlightened and uplifting animals

  • Jeffery Rightmire

    And they walk among us, and breath the same air–ugh.

  • PunJabber

    When you’re going after a piece of a**, it helps to know your a** from a hole in the ground.

  • bwbeeman

    What do you expect from Democrats?

  • Anthony Maldonado

    So the phrase fuck the world (FTW)just got literal,

  • Bill

    WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD – WTF

  • Peter p

    Clearly there is a jobs problem in the country….not enough people are working and they have way to much time on their hands…..

  • EnabledVet

    These fools are the shock troops for the radical Marxist agenda. They will lie about out Nation and Leadership just as they have during the French Revolution, World War I and II and countless other conflicts. This ain’t a conflict for sanity, its a fight for freedom……..

  • bowie1

    Earth worship….just another form of idol worship.

  • CuckLivesMatter

    That video is inspiring me to become a lumberjack.

  • servantheart

    Perhaps the GMOs are already having an Epigentic effect on their brains….

  • LMAO. Friggin hippies.

  • Quiet Desperation

    “…people need to go extinct…”

    Whoa, whoa, whoa! WTF did i do? I think we can be a bit more surgical here.

  • ssgtnelson

    I can just see Earth now, “Get ’em off me! Get ’em off!!!!”

  • Andrew J

    What a disgusting promotion of “rape culture.”

  • Heywood Jablowme

    😉

  • Bemyguest

    WTF!!!!!!!!!

  • DaisyToo

    They’ve just managed to make that old slur, Mother F’er even sicker.

  • Borgerth
  • Kemojr

    Send them to North Korea so that they could dig dirt with their mouths.

  • Marlowe J

    How hot was that tree, though.

  • Fernando Hubner

    lixo de video gente feia e com problemas mentais

  • zoozoo

    Wait till one of those trees goes Evil Dead on dat ass.

  • lilyred

    We used to have to go to a carnival and PAY to see weird ones.

  • Greggore

    They used to put these people in loony bins….WTF happened?

  • Peter

    You’re going to get some splinters in places you ought not.

  • dipflo

    it is known among people who practice magic and the occult that there are dead spirits in the ground where they call/summon them, so that one lady busy grinding there could be getting a lot more than just sand in her cookie.

  • Jo F

    All the ecophobic bigots in the comments need to just be more tolerant.

  • Bug Spray

    This is why Bigfoot throws rocks at us.