Did you really think I’d make you wait until Monday for the most controversial book in a generation?

As a member of MILO’s mailing list, you are among the first people in the world to learn that DANGEROUS is now available for Amazon pre-order.

MILO’s message to the world is straightforward:

I’m MILO, the most fabulous supervillain on the internet and the most effective counterculture warrior since Andrew Breitbart — maybe ever! — and this book tells you how to fight back and win. People lie and lie and lie about me all day and I can’t even fight them fairly on social media thanks to rules not created by God or the government, but by corrupt leftist media outlets and big business. Read the book the globalists and the corporations are desperate for you not to read, and hear the truth about me and the social justice warriors of the Left. 

The liberal media machine did everything they could to keep this book out of your hands. Now, finally, DANGEROUS, the most controversial book of the decade, is tearing down safe spaces everywhere.

Here is what people are already saying about DANGEROUS and MILO:

”Fat people will hate this book.” –Ann Coulter

”Cynical ignorant fucker.” –Stephen Fry

”If you don’t use your freedom of speech, one day you might find that it’s gone. Buy this book while it’s legal.”–Peter Thiel

“YUCK AND BOO AND GROSS.” — Sarah Silverman

DANGEROUS may prove to be more than symbolically dangerous — our early readers have been simply unable to put the book down! To lower your risk of suffering adverse health effects from reading DANGEROUS in one sitting, we strongly recommend the DANGEROUS Reader’s Survival Package:

Visene

Visene eye drops will keep your eyes fresh so you don’t miss a single world. Even the punctuation in DANGEROUS is important!

Bacon Jerky

Bacon jerky is a good source of sustenance while reading Dangerous, not to mention being almost as haram as the book itself!

Puffs Tissues with Lotion

Whether you are weeping tears of joy, or need tissues for any other reason, these Puffs with lotion tissues are such a necessity they are on my tour rider!

Success by Trump

You can’t smell me while you’re reading DANGEROUS, and you might not want to smell yourself, so you should smell like success. And nothing smells more like winning than Success by Trump Eau de Toilette!

  • Bill Long

    I am a 54 year old south Texas redneck. I ordered the book several months ago just to piss off the leftist head-exploding liberals. It worked. They went insane. Then I was notified by Amazon, when canceled by Simon & Schuster, that the book was no longer available and they were crediting back my account. So, now, it looks like I have the opportunity to bust the left’s balls again! How much fun is this?

    • Triggering the left is so much fun.

    • SeA

      Nothing better than old south Texas rednecks! 🙂

  • deplorable jmarie

    Ordering right now! Thank you, dear. Can’t wait to read it.

  • DaisyToo

    Done! Great release date — so looking forward to reading Dangerous.

  • True.Epic.Crusader

    I can’t find anything but the Kindle version on Amazon.
    I don’t buy E-books. Is the hardcover or paperback version available anywhere?
    (nevermind, I found it on the .com site rather than the .ca) Just pre-ordered, CAN NOT WAIT to read this around universities and trigger some snowflakes. Oooohhhhh I will dig the nasty looks as I read this while wearing my Trump T-Shirt…. oohhhhhhh yeah.

    • Stephen Lajewski

      Yes, the hardcover is available for 23.46?for prime members and 30 bucks for non prime members. But could be mistaken about the non prime members part though.

  • Jean Collier

    haha Even the punctuation in DANGEROUS is important!

  • Dory Codington

    Just ordered 2,
    praise kek

  • David Watts

    Done. I can’t wait. I also hope there is a record number of pre-orders, just to kick off the “Dangerous Books” imprimatur the right way. 🙂

  • Jean Collier

    wow it is skyrocketing already Amazon Best Sellers Rank:

    #14 in Books

    • Ray Johnston

      #11 now. Number 1 in “Movers and Shakers” ( was 13,463 now #11) oh, shake it baby, shake it. yeah,yeah

  • Origen52

    Don’t even know if I’ll read it but had to buy it, we can’t allow the anti fascist nazis to win.

  • Ken Bishop

    Amazon UK is only selling the Kindle edition at present.

  • navytech retired

    I want an Audible version, and can Milo voice the narration.

    • Anna Khait

      yes!!

  • Dante Alighieri

    I like the Product Placement links — Visine, Puffs Tissues etc.

    You should have the fragrance strip inserts fashion magazines use in your Book, with the Trump for Success fragrance embedded.

    As for the Cynical Ignorant Fucker, for a brief moment it sounded like Stephen Fry was referring to himself. (I thought Sarah Silverman was all about shock-and-awe.)

  • Ray Johnston

    #8 now. Creeping up.

  • drdov

    One day this book will be read like the bible

  • Neral Kujata

    “Yuck AND BOO AND GROSS” -Sarah SIlverman
    If there is a better endorsement for your product, I’ve no idea what it could be.

  • Edward

    I just ordered two copies. You’re number 1 on Amazon FYI!!

  • Der Waffleman

    Ordered 🙂

  • Anna Khait

    I just ordered one and i am so excited!

  • Anna Khait

    #1 BABY!!!

  • News_Sucks

    Hello, will there be a paperback edition released in Canada?

  • Janine Ferris Hosseini

    Sarah Silverman is still alive? I thought she’d died of cancer. Oh well, maybe next year.