HillaryBeatTrump.org is a website filled with fake news stories from an alternate universe where Hillary Clinton is President of the United States.

The website’s tagline is “News From The Real America, Where The Majority Rules” – a reference, of course, to the oft-cited notion that the popular vote actually means something.

The site’s ‘About Us’ page reads:

In the midst of a Constitutional crisis, this is our response.

Long live the true president,

Hillary Rodham Clinton

As if that’s not funny enough, here are some of the headlines from the website.

Imaginary accomplishments the site attributes to Clinton include appointing “the most diverse cabinet in history – including the highest-ranking Muslim in government,” mandating parental leave and “welcoming Syrian immigrants.”

The site even goes as far as to satirically convict people of crimes, such as this insistence that Dr. Luke actually raped Kesha.

That article reads, “the powerful Svengali producer acknowledges repeatedly raping the “Timber” singer while she was in various states of consciousness, then lying about the abuse he subjected her to in order to save his career.”

“Truth be told, between her youth, vulnerability, and inability to stand up to me, Kesha was just too rapeable,” reads an imaginary Dr. Luke quote.

The site has gained a few fans.

For the most part, though, the website seems to have been met with ridicule.

Sources:
HillaryBeatTrump.org

  • Vautrin

    the left is becoming more absurd every day. The filter bubble is real.

    • Mauny Kaseburg

      it’s a JOKE site

    • Sylvia Et Les Matagots

      Complete loss of reality, can it even get more ridiculous?

      And I really can’t hear the fake-argument of the popular vote any more. Without all the voter-fraud and the illegal votes, it is Trump who also won this popular vote. Definitely. I read about investigations and I really hope they will bring it to an end, so that it’s proven, Clinton won nothing. But even this, I guess, won’t prevent “Democrats” from ruminating this lie.

  • Muzzlehatch

    Amusing but a waste of time.

  • Mike Suhor

    In a parallel dimension she did win, and had those very approval numbers right up until she launched nukes at Russia to cover up Bill’s rape of an 11 year old.

    Everyone died of course, but she did had best poll numbers in history up until that point…

    • Mauny Kaseburg

      Log on…it’s funny….see comment above!

  • bananachange

    Sick in the head Leftists… on another note, I totally understand how dictators get their virtue signaling thugs to assist them in annhilating masses of people… look at the Left ignoring that gays are shoved over buildings, beheaded, Sweden is the rape capital of Europe, that their politicians in every country are mired in human trafficking scandals keeping them under the thumb of $$$ and blackmail. And the Left, their “constituents”, are busy pretending Hillary Clinton is president… ????

    Yup I totally see how mass genocide arises when there are people this stupid.

  • happytortuga

    That probably satisfies them. They can get their news from there and go back to their true passion of scouring the internet for cute cat pictures and reading celebrity tweets.

    • rocketride

      Nah, they’re too busy making the walls, floor and ceiling of mommy’s basement sticky.

    • Mauny Kaseburg

      Log on to HillaryBeatTrump…read, especially, the Obama Medal of Freedom…..I spit out my coffee laughing.

  • thenewsjunkie

    Oh look… Milo is deflecting. What a surprise.

    • Bunsen

      deflecting from what? liberals victim shaming milo? I suggest you do some research . the tape was edited to make it look like he supported pedophilia . but we see it for what it is. liberals doing anything possible to shut him up.

  • They are mentally ill Milo, what do you expect?

  • edwinaac

    I wanted to leave a nice comment there, but unsurprisingly there was no comment section.

    • Wigglypoff

      Sorry u weren’t able to comment.

  • swampdrainer65

    I swear, if I ever become a hiring manager in my job, I will refuse to hire liberal millennials. They are mentally unstable and unable to deal with any adversity or change.

  • Bunsen

    well we all know SJWs don’t live in reality so the site is perfect for them.

  • People Corporation

    BREAKING – While listening to witness testimony in her 1200 count felony trial, disgraced former president Hillary Clinton had a sudden bout of grand mal pneumonia and had to be rushed from the courtroom….

    • rocketride

      You, sir or madam, win the internet for today.

    • GJJ17

      Can we start a site showing hillarys struggles in prison, BLM being officially named a racist terrorist group, snowflakes being arrested for rioting, I wanna live in that reality

      • DefiantDeity

        Obama, Holder, Loretta Lynch, and scores of other democrats officials or democrat government workers (IRS employees, DHS, ICE etc..) that violated our laws are now in prison or standing trial. CAIR is deemed a terrorist organization (like other countries have acknowledged) along with the SPLC, obama’s OFA Organizing for Action, all self proclaimed anti fascist groups, any group that has ties or takes money from Soros. They are hunted down and charged for plotting to overthrow the government and/or inciting violence. Sanctuary cities are finally made illegal and anyone that is in a public position that defies the law or encourages others to break it is arrested and indicted. California secedes which means we are finally free from Pelosi, Feinstein, Maxine Waters, Barbara Boxer etc… They no longer have access to our water and electrical grid. Even though they love to put down and make fun of people in flyover country they are now begging them for the food they have been supplying them with except now they have to negotiate a trade agreement for this food. Rights are given back to the States and all federal laws that have even the slightest thing to do wit the second amendment are null and void. No bans, no more NFA items, no need for a special license to carry concealed, gun free zones are illegal. You must show a valid ID to vote in any state. Government assistance is cut off from illegal immigrants, in fact we deport them all and while we are at it we kick out every single refugee. No more living in 350,000 dollar houses and driving around 70k vehicles and still using EBT for food which is all courtesy of our tax dollars, yet you still hate this country. You are now being shipped back to the cave or outhouse you lived in prior to coming here.

        I could go on for hours and as you can see there is still a lot of work to be done. Can anyone tell me anything Congress has done for the country so far? We gave them everything they need to move our agenda forward and erase obama’s legacy and it is going to waste. Thanks Ryan and McConnell!

        • Luddy Lud

          Strange that your fantasy world involves “hunting down” and locking up everyone who disagrees with you. There’s a real American dream.

          Btw California produces far more food than they import and it’s rivers, dams, power plants and wind farms supply electricity and water to half the mountain west. Dumb ass.

  • January

    She is NOT my President; Even in fairy tales. I wonder after they read it, if they are allowed to have a cup of hot coco, a blanket and a safe space to hid in from the real world. I do wonder how many of them use a pacifier or suck their thumbs while in their safe place.

  • Joel Heifferon

    You know what’s hysterical? They’re imagining her as president and still cant get 100%

  • hobomidget

    I got banned on facebook, all 3 accounts defending Milo, for 30 days, not a short time. It’s just an example that the left can’t go toe to toe with people they disagree with. They go to a delusional fake reality and drop their head in the sand. I get a cheap shot once in a while, but mostly they just have this kind of bullshit going on that really make them look like losers. Just ignore them and go on, that is the problem when you don’t own your own means of producing content, they will use when ever means necessary to disrupt the conversation. Anyplace that is full of Libtards is full of criminals and obstructionists. Obstruction is all they have!

  • hobomidget

    Love the fact that you have you own site though. Milo news! Yes, no one can silence you here.

    • Mauny Kaseburg

      actually, I think MILO just launched a NEW site…..you wicked, wicked boy….

      • hobomidget

        I can’t wait, you wicked builder you! Milo is the bomb. I love him so much. 🙁

        • hobomidget

          But, yes. I had a dream that I was hired as a journalist. i don’t even like journalism. But, if milo hired me working for $3 an hour, I would do it. Cause I believe in what he is doing. I am college educated, and it would be out of my way, being that I am still at the university trying to finish my 4 degree and get into law school. But still, I think he puts journalism into a context it should be in naturally. I believe in his ideas.

  • buckboy

    Their all sick. Extermination is the only choice for them now. God forbid we allow them to breed.

  • dchrist81

    Further proof that leftists are not able to cope with reality.

  • Paul Robson

    Are you sure it’s for real ? Yes, some of the headlines look like they’ve been written by teenage boys jerking off over pictures of HRC, but things like “Riots after state of emergency declared in California over boba tea shortage”

    Either this is a joke site or it’s been infiltrated by people making fun of it.

  • gunsmithkat

    Satire so over the top it looks real.

  • DavidREnglert

    Maybe I’ll make a website acting as if Hillary was President, only I’ll tell the truth about what it would be like. The deep state would be preparing a suppression of every freedom and the witch would have us launching a war with Russia.

  • magnusdei

    “Powered by Squarespace”

    Yeah, that’s legit.

  • Michele Archer

    Mental…absolutely mental!

  • one word: Insane!

  • rocketride

    “Clinton handles dangerous nuclear situation in White House Situation Room.”

    How the hell did they manage to get a radiation leak in the WHSR?

  • well im not going to change the diapers of these cry babys

  • Nora

    Stay strong Milo.. and stay YOU! Left exiting reality into fantasy land is not new. If they all go live there maybe we’ll be rid of them.

  • Richard Soper

    Oh the irony of claiming the left is spreading fake news while you spread your own fake news.

    This site you’re talking about is very clearly satire falling in the same category as The Onion. But of course you’ll cherrypick a few articles that support your agenda, slap a sensational title on it, and call it “news”. You’re no better than the “fake news” organizations you claim to hate Milo.

    Whats even more sad is that, as expected, a majority of the readers/commenters didn’t even bother to investigate for themselves. If they did, they would see that this site is satire. Either that or they did do their own research and they’re as dumb as they sound.

    • It’s still pretty pathetic that something like this even exists. They’re so delusional that they need a fake site claiming that Hillary is President to make themselves feel better… they’ve gone insane.

      • Richard Soper

        And who’s to say that this site wasn’t created by a Republican? It is satire after all. Besides, some light digging into the site shows that it appears to be registered/hosted by a company in Canada, so there may be no political affiliation at all and the site exists to draw in views from search trends.

        But of course, that does fit the narrative Milo is trying to push.

    • positively4thstreet

      Geezus he knows it’s fake/SATIRE and shows that…….what’s crazy is they even need something like this. Can you not even read….”Liberals Create Actual Fake News Website Pretending Hillary Is President”….HE SAYS ITS A FAKE NEWS WEBSITE.

      • Richard Soper

        I know that he knows its satire. What Im getting at is that he is cherrypicking his information, just like mainstream media organizations he claims to hate, to push a false narrative that fits his agenda. He’s also constructing the title to use the term “fake news” instead of rightfully describing it as satire. This is intentionally designed to blend in with all the other mainstream media stories talking about “fake news” and its deceptive to the general public.

        And maybe Im not reading the same comments you are, but most of them don’t seem to be in on the joke. Like most of the general population they’ve skimmed the headlines, read the tweets and think that this site is intended to be something other than satire.

        But we can agree on one thing at least, people don’t seem to be very intelligent and hardly understand whats going on.

  • Texndoc

    Sort of the literary equivalent of stuffed animals to cuddle for college students I suppose.

    • Mauny Kaseburg

      Nope, total troll job. Someone went to a lot of work writing all this. I wanna get hired!!!

  • Jonathan Seidman

    Umm, you trolled yourself Milo.

    It’s clearly in the same vein as The Onion and is taking the piss out of the concept that Hillary is the President.

    • Mauny Kaseburg

      TADAAAA!!!! Thank you, Jonathan….crying I was laughing so hard. Especially like the Elizabeth Warren category. But the Medal of Freedom one was priceless!

    • BeerusIsMyWaifu

      Tell that to the people calling it a “safe space”

  • Chronicsmokemon

    Wow what a bunch of morons

  • Bradford Williams

    I think I am going to vomit….yes I did vomit.

  • Bonnie

    So “they” say Republicans believe in “Alternate Facts”, at least they don’t live in an Alternate Universe!

  • danway

    Liberalism is a mental disorder, you can obviously see by all the fake news, protests and fake sites.

  • tittietwister

    LMAO it was entertaining reading all of that complete BULLSHYT! hahahaa. Trump is president, GET OVER IT BIATCHES!!! Although a part of me wonders if they are just trolling Hillary supporters and just doing it as mockery rather than self-consolation.

  • Joe

    This site is just an extension of the denial on what America wants…

  • phaasch .

    I used to create imaginary worlds for myself, where everything was just as I wanted it.
    I guess I must had he been about 6 at the time, then I grew up.

  • Daniel Burke

    The left are, and have always been, totally deranged.

  • phaasch .

    The regressive left’s mask slips still further. Now behind it you can see all the knackered wiring fizzing and arcing, as the robot does its death-dance.

  • Jo Thaub

    What sad, little humans. Maybe it should be a TV show so we can all have a good laugh. Problem is people will think it is real. Over 90,000 to around 115,000 voters didn’t vote for either of them. They are the true majority with Democrats and Republicans only representing one quarter, on the low side, to one third, on the high side, of the population. Many voters didn’t want either party but had no other viable choice, so they abstained instead of wasting their vote on either. And yes, they do have a say in what is happening right now.

  • Jonathan Russell Deeter

    Saw this right after watching Man in the High Castle. “Sieg Hiel”

  • MsDemeanor

    For once….I am speechless (commentless)……. ????

  • George Patton

    I think the biggest factor in her achieving such high numbers is the long awaited apprehension of Lex Luthor, something that’s frustrated every president since Goldwater.

  • karensmith78

    #NotMyPresident #NotMyReality #NotMyTimeline

  • Gambler X

    some realistic Hillary headlines
    *War with Russia looms
    *Bill Clinton arrested for sexually assaulting 53 people in one night*
    *Hillary sells California to China for $1 billion dollar “donation” to Clinton foundation*
    *If you dont approve of the job hillary is doing you are a misogynist*
    *If you dont support Hillary’s wars in Libya, Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Canada, Russia, Texas, then you are a misogynist*

  • shappens

    I believe it, after all she also had a double, yes indeed.
    4 LUZZZZZZZZZZZZ of it!

  • GJJ17

    Lol sad really doesn’t cover how pathetic this site is xD and the fact that some losers actually sit there and waste their time writing fake articles to jerk off to is even sadder lmao

  • Laura Griffin

    I can’t even come up with anything to say about this, so I’m going to post this recipe for Carrot Cake.

    Cake:
    2 cups flour
    2 tsp. baking soda
    1 ½ tsp. baking powder
    1 tsp. salt
    3 tsp. cinnamon
    1 ½ tsp. cloves
    ½ tsp. nutmeg
    1 ½ cups vegetable oil
    4 eggs
    2 cups white sugar
    2 ½ cups grated carrot
    1 ½ cups drained crushed pineapple

    Mix dry ingredients in large bowl. Add sugar, oil and eggs. Beat for 1 minute. Add carrots and pineapple. Beat until well mixed. Pour into greased and floured tube pan.

    Bake at 350 degrees for 50 to 60 minutes or until knife comes out clean. Cool and frost with cream cheese icing.

    Icing:
    1 8oz. package of regular cream cheese
    ½ cup butter
    1 lb. icing sugar (small bag)
    2 tbsp. frozen orange juice.
    Beat on low speed until creamy. Spread thickly over cake.

  • Kevin E Krostosky

    Hillary stores INCREDIBLE Tons of Bulging Mega-Fat that soaks up GALLONS of VODKA.

  • Erwin Vomberg

    You stupid, hatred, idiotic nationalists morons dont ever get it? Right? That site is too much for your small brains? Well, then go away and shut the fuck up. Th world will be thanking you.

    • Daniel Burke

      Have you heard the hatred in your post? Leftism is indeed a mental illness.

  • Mark M

    I know it’s an issue wholly separate from election of the president, but the popular vote does mean something. It, uh, kinda shows us who the American people support. That matters to me!

  • Leona Hofmeister

    Where’s the joke site for Republicans with headlines about how Libtards are helping shove out illegals, burning down Planned Parenthood buildings, marching for Men’s rights, decrying the pollution of our culture, abandoning global warming, buddying up with small business and shredding regulations, boarding up transgen bathrooms, telling the LGBT community to shut up already, pulling off their ski masks, writing books about White work ethic, and getting a job?