MILO poured out a box of Kellogg’s cereal on stage during his talk at West Virginia University on Thursday, proclaiming his support for the #DumpKelloggs boycott and declaring that the company’s products “just aren’t very good.”

“West Virginia was central to Trump capturing blue-collar Democrat voters, the ordinary men and women the Democrats have turned away from. His picture in a coal miner’s helmet was an amazing moment” declared MILO. “If you can’t recognize how awesome this picture is, you probably contributed to Jill Stein’s recount effort. And you also probably eat Kellogg’s products!”

“I actually have some right here,” continued MILO, as he tasted one of Kellogg’s products while the #DumpKelloggs hashtag appeared on a slide behind him.

“They just aren’t very good, are they?” MILO proclaimed as he made a sour face and poured the cereal out onto the stage. “I mean, who even eats cereal? Fat people I guess.”

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After making a mess on the stage, MILO announced that “After a decade of liberal boycotts, tantrums and social media storms, it’s time for conservatives to have some fun.”

“It started with GamerGate, continues with #DumpKelloggs and won’t end anytime soon. Congrats, progressives — this one is on you, too” he joked. “I know some people have no appetite for boycotts, but you can hardly blame conservatives for wanting to have some fun, can you? Over 150,000 people have already signed the Dump Kelloggs petition at Breitbart.com.”

#DumpKelloggs became the number one trending topic on Twitter, Wednesday, while various official Kellogg’s Facebook pages were spammed with complaints by customers who were unhappy following the company’s withdrawal of advertising on Breitbart, where they also declared that readers of the news outlet were not “aligned” with the views of the company.

So far, nearly 175,000 people have signed a pledge to boycott Kellogg’s following their political move, with some people vowing to never buy a box of their cereal ever again.

Written from prepared remarks.

  • Michael Collins

    Until last Wednesday it never occurred to me that Kelloggs as a company had political opinions. Institutional investors such as banks and insurance companies should review their holdings of Kellogg stock.Keep on slaying the dragons, Milo. I am author of St George and the Dragons (amazon).

  • Michael Collins

    Kelloggs cornflakes are a boring, mediocre product that doesn’t taste of anything and contains sugar and salt. Originally cornflakes were a health food. Now eating them is a bland and characterless experience. They are what you could imagine eating in a Communist country where consumer products have low priority.

    • Yggy

      It’s cereal. It never had character.

  • Razz Siwel

    Nike Hunt, Mike’s sister. Oh, and by the way, Milo, WTF are you doing being seen with that useless Khunt, Shkreli, is it some kind of sick farked-up joke. You’ve raised his profile 100% and destroyed your’s 100% in one move. Dump that freak as soon as possible, no good can come of it. Don’t be seen with losers.

  • _.:/…•••…/:._

    Keep your head up Milo. I’ll follow you to the gates of hell and back.

    • Vernon Dursley

      Seconded. The whole thing was a George Soros-funded plot to divide the party, you’re fooling yourself if you buy into this reagan battalion straw man. The old out-of-touch establishments don’t understood the new movement, and they never will, but they were willing to quietly coexist with the young hooligans provided they didn’t interrupt their 4 pm dinner and nightly viewing of the O’Riley Factor.
      All of the sudden they’ve spontaneously developed apoplexy over something that has been public for over a year. Don’t fool yourself. This was intended to bring Milo to the mainstream at a meteoric pace and publicly humiliate him so that the elders would disavow this movement and the youth would abandon Milo. This wasn’t a witch hunt for one dangerous gay man. This was a well-aimed molotov cocktail at an entire movement. Well newsflash, f**kers, millions more will now watch Milo speak. Millions more will read his book. Millions will see he is not the person he’s painted out to be, and millions will realize what you’ve done to him and by extension to us.

  • Vernon Dursley

    More importantly, when will he start touring again?